I thought I was going to pass out from laughing so hard during a call I had yesterday… I talked to a guy Ill call lighter boi… He was melting all over the sight of my ass and the thought of wanting to fuck me crossed his mind, but he couldnt even make pretend cause he knew his little cockette would be of no use to me. I got a couple pics out of him and damn! If he wasnt so blindingly white I wouldnt notice his little cockling at all! All I could think was how it looked like a little belly button….an innie! How cute…lmfao!
I almost feel sorry for him, to be a man and have nothing to show for it! Heres a little (and I do mean little) view of what this little white boy is working with. Ladies, get out your magnifying glasses!
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(Not that it makes his wee bit look any bigger…lol)
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1Mistress Nicole on Mar 6, 2007 at 5:25 pm:
ROFLMAO, that is just PATHETIC, even for a white boy!
2Amypaige on Mar 6, 2007 at 10:20 pm:
HAHA! I am so glad I checked out your blog today- that is the biggest laugh from the smallest weewee I expect to see in a while! Did you need your chanel sunglasses to get beyond the glare of the whiteness? Have a great one!
3Lighter Boi on Mar 7, 2007 at 10:12 pm:
Goddess, I cannot stop thinking of you and that beautiful ass of yours…the one that has crept in and out of my dreams and the one that I know I can never have…
4Jayde on Mar 8, 2007 at 1:47 am:
OMG that is fucking halarious! I love watching others make fun of tiny dick losers. Thank you for the laugh today it was much needed!
5Queen Zora on Mar 9, 2007 at 10:03 am:
Oh man, that’s gotta be the smallest cock I’ve ever seen! Looooooooooooooser! Thanks for providing my morning chuckle
6Madame Watson on Mar 9, 2007 at 2:56 pm:
Ooo . know what crosses my mind when I look at that left hand pic? How much FUN it would be to push back that wee lil lump and use some cloths pins to fasten on the foreskin. That way, if his lil nubbin’ starts to swell .. well .. I’m sure you got the idea
Rock on you ebony treat!
7Name on Mar 9, 2007 at 4:58 pm:
At least a lighter would produce heat! ROTFLMAOPIMP…I LOVED the humilation writing on his pathetic sissy body too! You are so brillant..more I want more tiny dick humlitation!
8Princess Mandy on Mar 9, 2007 at 5:40 pm:
LOL! That has got to be one of the smallest tiny looking “dicks” I have ever seen on the Internet. It looks like some sort of skinny tiny earth worm trying to poke its head out of a dirt hole. LOL
9Johanna Bowie on Mar 10, 2007 at 12:24 am:
Ha! ha! ha! he is soooo tiny! Vienna sausage anyone, no wait a tooth pick would be bigger. I don’t know how you managed to see anything.
J
10Bratty Trisha on Mar 10, 2007 at 12:44 am:
LMAO!!! What A tiny little dicklet!!! HAHA that is the smallest excuse for a cock I have ever seen!
11Mean Elizabeth on Mar 10, 2007 at 3:34 am:
Ha! Such a little pindicked loser, bet he wanted to punch his munchkin so bad!.
Mean Elizabeth
12Kelly on Mar 10, 2007 at 8:28 pm:
Ohh my! You sure that first picture isn’t of his bellybutton? Does it even work? LOL the writing is perfect!
13Salma Herrick on Mar 12, 2007 at 11:21 am:
Goodness!! Poor boy isn’t a shower or a grower! Hahahhahahahah. I actually feel more sorry for the lady in his life, then I do for him. BTW, I have seen many an itty bitty ones on sluts via webcam and THAT is the smallest. LOL
14Victoria Vain on Mar 13, 2007 at 1:34 pm:
Lighter boy should have known he was in for some small penis humiliation when he sent out that picture. No mistress would ever going to fuck a shriveled up weenus like that. EEWWWW
You need to go get some weenus enlargment pills chilly willy.
15small rubber duck cock on Mar 15, 2007 at 5:20 pm:
I see that this boi has nothing on my small pincock. My small cock could never please any woman and love when we had our call the other day how you made me feel not good enough for you. You are my true humilation goddess
16Kami on Mar 15, 2007 at 7:36 pm:
Hahahahahahahahaha. I’ve totally seen one of those in person. I couldn’t even believe someone with a itty bitty pecker like that would have the balls (or lack there of) to try and get with a BBC loving gal as myself, but there he was, in his 1.5 inches of glory (HAHAHAHAHA) trying to play like a big boi. I called my girlfriend over and fucked her instead.
What a poor wanker!! HAHAHA
17Miz Caramel Vixen on Mar 17, 2007 at 3:26 pm:
Ahhh I recognize that wrinkly ass cock hahahaha!! Teasing a tiny penis like that always gets Me in hysterics. Small penis humiliation is so much fun isn’t it? ESPECIALLY when you tease him soooo hard that he starts crying and bawling like a lil bitch. When I accomplish that, My day is done! hahahaha
18Alec Jock on Mar 18, 2007 at 10:03 am:
Hey, I love jock, but not if I have to use a pair or tweezers to find it! Teenie Weenie Dick indeed!
He deserves whatever tiny dick humiliation you care to dish out!
19Savannah on Mar 20, 2007 at 4:32 pm:
Now that is hilarious!
20Morgan on Mar 20, 2007 at 7:29 pm:
OMG, I almost threw up My dinner looking at that icky little fag clit! HAHAHAHA! What a L O S E R!
21Big Butt Nicole on Apr 1, 2007 at 6:29 am:
That thing looks like a friggin sharpei with a turtle neck on! It’s practically inverted and looks like he’s got an extra belly button down there. Teeny weeny shriveled little short dick man.