My friends were so amused with the way I related the story of what happened to me last night that I decided to copy it here for you:

The good news is:
I had sex on the beach. Finally.

The bad news is:
Someone stole my credit cards and cell phone while I was preoccupied.

The good news is:
The keys to my new car were left in the sand.

The bad news is:
I actually took a guys number last night (which I never do) and was really planning on calling him (which I never do) but I cant because I dont have my phone.

The good news is:
They did not steal our clothes, though they tried…as they were strewn over the beach along with the majority of the contents of my purse and other belongings in a haphazard way after a foiled getaway.

More good news is:
They also stole my condoms. Which means theres a chance they wont be reproducing anytime too soon.

That, in a nutshell, was my night out yesterday. Now that everything is taken care of…credit cards blocked and my phone service transferred to an old cell I still held onto…Im breathing a lot easier. The only thing that truly gets me now is my cell phone. Neverminding all the phone numbers Ive lost because of this, I love my phone! I feel so clumsy with the one Im using now…I use Virgin as my provider, and the phone I have to use now is the one I got when I first went with Virgin about 4 years ago. Can we say ancient? The one that was stolen from me last night is the Kyocera Switch Back. Im the text message Queen, so a keyboard on my phone is *essential*! Want to get it for me? I know you do… Heres my shipping address… if you do buy one, make sure you tell me! This way I can post that one is on the way and avoid a handful of surprise cell phones arriving in my mailbox

As for the gorgeous, I know that I have been a little quiet lately, both on my blog and catching me on Niteflirt has been far and new between, but I confess..theres a new interest in my life and we’ve sort of wrapped up into each other in some incredibly delicious ways. I dont know what it is about Irish women, but I seem to gravitate towards them…fiery hot doesnt even begin to cover it! So, if you are feeling a bit neglected because I havnt been around as much or have been complaining about how I dont seem to understand just how deeply you need me as often as possible, then I have two things to say to you: One, I am not here to be at your beck and call…just because you are available doesnt mean I should make myself available for you. Two, I have a life. Enjoy being a part of it and deal with it when its not your turn, or step aside and whine where I cant hear you. Thank you!

Now, I have to say that throughout this time, there have been a few bois who have kept in as close contact with me as possible, and I loved seeing the effort they put into not letting themselves slip out of my mind so easily! Most noteworthy is a little panty boi who makes me smile every time I get one of his emails. Hes just so fucking excited! Hes excited to hear from me, hes excited to hear about my latest adventure, hes excited over the tasks I give him…his emails are so pumped full of energy that holy shit..I get excited too just reading them! Haha! He sent me a couple of gifts….a cute tart of a babydoll set that Im going to do my next photoset in, and a beautiful black lace bra. But, would you believe he did not order the matching panties?! How the hell does a panty boi forget to put panties on the order? Im amazed, yet amused. Its too ironic to not smile a little bit about that Anyway, the panties are now on their way to me, along with another little something I told him to buy.

On another note, I saw something that I dont just want but actually have a practical need for that has been moved to the purchased area of my wishlist. Seductress is giddy with excitement and curiosity…