Its that time of year where we reflect and give thanks… and I decided to share the things I am thankful for here with you:

Im thankful I have long legs. Its always amusing to stand up from my barstool and see the guys eyes widen in amazement… Like one guy said to me “Whew! I was wondering when you were going to stop standing up…seemed like you were going to keep going up forevah!”

Im thankful I have a big round ass with just the right amount of jiggle. Its always a pleasure to see me come around, but watching me walk away will bring you to your knees with a tear in your eye…Mmmm!

Im thankful to have a body that women have said they would kill for. It would really suck if I found out I was the cause of homicidal tendencies, but Ill take that compliment and run with it anyway.

Im thankful for my insatiable sexual appetite. Im always ready. Always. Even when Im not ready Im ready. I once dated a guy who was very much the jealous type….if anyone looked at me sideways he was ready to fight. But after a couple weeks, he was like…I could use some help here! Plus, they say people who have a lot of sex are happier and live longer…so I figure Ive got another 150 years to go before I should start thinking about slowing down.

Im thankful for the internet. Without it, I couldnt go on cam and share all these things Im thankful for with all of you! My generosity knows no boundaries.

Hah! But no, seriously..Im actually thankful for….

Er…wait, I was being serious.

Carry on and have a lovely holiday weekend!