Archive for April, 2008

New Auction on Ebanned.com!


h1 Friday, April 25th, 2008

EBANNED! Need I say more? Okay, Ill clue you in… I now have a pair of my panties up for auction on Ebanned. Need to start collecting items to build a shrine to me? Have the craving to be as close to me as possible…to smell and taste and enjoy me in a way otherwise never possible? Then you need to get your ass to my listing pronto and place your bid now!

Just in case you dont know, Ebanned is a site much like Ebay, except for adult items. Join, bid, pay, receive. Pretty simple actually.

(CLICK HERE to view my listing)

Blackmail Bitch


h1 Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008

When a boi contacts me and the first thing he mentions is blackmail, I instantly blow him off. Why? Well, its not from lack of interest…its not because Im not capable…its because 99% of the guys who say “Hi, do you do blackmail?” may as well say “Hi, I want to get off for free…is today my lucky day?” And my answer is a most definite no.

Im not about to let you blow your load cause you got me to take the time and effort to post your shit on my site based on the “promise” you will tribute to have me remove it (so Im supposed to keep your crap on my site forever if you dont pay? Surely you jest…)

So, my tip to you, if you are a blackmail boi or public humiliation boi and serious about it…tribute first as a sign of sincerity, then come to me. Cause I can tell you…I dont have the patience to sit and listen to your bullshit scenarios without having something in hand making it worth my time.

BoobieBank.com!


h1 Friday, April 4th, 2008

Guess what I did!! I opened up BoobieBank.com, a brand new site dedicated to my boobies. Okay, I know what youre thinking…youre thinking “But Nicole! You have such a fantastic ass! I mean, yes, your breasts are nice…but…that ass! That deserves a site of its own!!”

Yes, yes…I know what you mean, but thats exactly why I created this site… I want to balance myself out a lil yannow? Everyone loves to watch me leave…but I want to make the same impression when I walk in the room, and not rely so heavily on my dazzling smile :D

Anyway, BoobieBank is my personal little boob job fund. Free videos, free pictures, free wanking material for those of you who cant get enough black and latin women. “But Nicole!” you say (I can feel it coming) “if its all free…how will it fund your Boobie Bank?!” Well, what you need to do is check out those free galleries, and then join to see more. You join, I get paid.

Or we can do it an even easier way. Gimme yo munnies!

Speaking of which!! I should let you know that I FINALLY have a postal address for you to send all your fan mail, cash and packages. Check out my tributes page…the info is all there.

BoobieBank.com

Hot or Not? Im going to go with…


h1 Thursday, April 3rd, 2008

…Not so hot… Hah! Lighter Boi strikes his little matchstick dickling again! Hes finally gotten around to sending me those pictures… Personally, I think hed have better luck trying to pass himself off as a lesbian with a slightly larger than average clit. Then maybe he’ll be able to get a woman to see this thing without either laughing her ass off, or kicking his ass for being a disappointment.

Heres a little thing he said in his email when he sent me the pics:

By the way, the white out didn’t want to come out…practically had to rub my dick raw with alcohol…last time I try that stunt! lol….

LMFAO! Omg…I would definitely not do that again. Rub that little thing too hard and you might erase it completely! You cant spare to lose any of what little youve already got…careful there!!!

*Surprise Lighter Boi!* Im sticking this up on RateMyPinDick.com Amazing how something just barely exposed gets so much exposure. Lmfao!! So ladies…here you go, and dont forget to check out RateMyPinDick.com to see more of this funny little man, and his funnier littlier digit.

Even his dickling is laughing at itself…HaH!

Mini Chili Dickie - Lighter Boi White Out! - Lighter Boi Even his dickling is laughing at itself...HaH!

Gimme! Gimme!


h1 Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008

As well as being a sexy, incredibly irresistible spoiled bitch who drives you mad with longing and desire, Im also a graphic & web designer and have lately picked up on video editing as well. I love love love what I do, but Im having a bit of a problem here. Ive far outgrown my desktop, which is nearly 5 years old…its getting ornery in its old age and sometimes doesnt even bother to turn on some days. Just doesnt feel like it..getting its beauty sleep, I dont know. I just got my laptop about a year ago, but Ive outgrown it plus its a Vista system. (dramatic pause for gasps and looks of consolation…)

A dear friend of mine can build a super monster computer tower for me that I will not outgrow anytime soon. 1TB of space, crazy powerful, top notch everything. I have all the stats in the quote she sent me, for anyone whos interested…but the main thing you need to concern yourself with is the cost of $1680. You can send tribute towards it, or if you want to make sure I get it asap then send me the full amount. I want! I want! Gimme! Gimme!!!

Another thing is, Im planning to move sometime this summer and I want you handling all the moving costs… With first/last/security and transportation costs, Im looking at about $3500. Send the full amount, or send what you can…just gimme gimme! And dont forget housewarming presents too! Gift cards would work just fine.


Amazon.com
- Email Gift Card to Nicole@BlackSeductress.com

Target - Email Gift Card to Nicole@BlackSeductress.com

Ikea - Buy in store and mail to me

Bed Bath & Beyond - Buy in store or online and mail to me

Crate & Barrel -Buy in store or online and mail to me

Williams-Sonoma - Buy in store or online and mail to me

Stupid Questions and The Fools Who Ask Them


h1 Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008

“Are you avaiable? Can I call?” This has to be the most grinding, irritating commonly asked question I get in my email…. next to “How can I serve you?” Actually, both are pretty equal with how they instantly toss me into a mini rant. Sometimes I feel like saying, “Good catch! Actually no, Im not available…my status button just says I am available to throw people off, but I can see youre much smarter than that!” Just. Call. Seriously…

And for the how to serve me question…I love talking about myself. Its like…my favorite pasttime. Im always writing about what I want..I have pages and pages dedicated to what sort of woman I am and what I want out of you. I have wishlists, and payment methods and Im not shy about it at all! So, Im pretty hard-pressed to understand where it is, and at what point I completely lose someone and leave them sooooooo confused as to what I want and how to best serve me.

Im gonna start making you all whip out Little Orphan Annie Secret Decoder Rings to translate my listings and my site…maybe if you have to work for the info instead of me being so blatant about it there will be less confusion. Be damned!

Anyway, I did get something that is making me so happly lately…a slushie maker!!! You may not know this, but I have a serious addiction to those Slurpees from 7-11, namely the Coca Cola ones. Yummy! Well, Ive been making these bad boys at home…and its fantastic! It also makes smoothies…Yummy! Sometimes Im easy to please…not always, but sometimes :D

The Society


h1 Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

Ive done away with the Member’s Area. Why? Well, first of all…I realized…why would I let you see hundreds of photos and clips of all my vids for one monthly price when youre all more than willing to buy them all individually? C’mon now!!! Secondly, I wanted a way for those of you who truly admire and appreciate me to not only be able to view some pics and vids…but to also get to know your favorite lady on a more intimate level.

It works a lot like a Members Area in that there will still be content: video clips, photos, my cam/chat schedule, a forum to chit chat, a video blog and then some. It does not work like a members area in that I dont have a monthy fee. Instead, membership is by personal invitation only.

The best way to make it in is to tend to my needs, wants and desires. My tributes page and wishlist are good places to start. Dont contact me and ask me how…contact me and tell me what you’ve done for me. I make it so easy, dont I? ;)

I just opened it today, so at the moment there are a few never before seen pics and vids, and Ive started off a few posts too. It will build and grow in time…just like your adoration for me and craving to give me as much of the world as you can afford… And then some!

Visit The Society ~ Admirers of Black Seductress


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