If one more muthafucker calls me asking me to be submissive to him, Im going to scream like a banshee. Im curious…how exactly does one get that impression of me, I wonder! Just because I dont curse, scream, or look insanely pissed off doesnt mean I want to be someones cum slut. I bite….hard. And not in the fun sexy way. Besides, lets just say I am looking for a master to teach me a lesson or two…it sure wouldnt be some lame ass mofo with no reading and comprehension skills. I dont get it….I write in English. I dont even use cryptograms or anything. Anyone who thinks that hard with his dick cant afford me anyway… but its a mild irritant worth bringing up.

As for tomorrow! I told some of y’all Id be free all day tomorrow and tomorrow night. Well…tomorrow night is probably going to be out. Its Cinco de Mayo, and Im going to be over indulging in Margaritas and Chile Rellenos…mmmm!!! So yeah..if I do happen to make it on cam, dont get your hopes up for anything high energy….if you can even get me to stop gigging (as I do when Ive had a few) long enough to be somewhat seductive. Just a friendly warning!

BTW…Buy my pics. Buy my vids. Buy me stuff. But you cant buy me. Sucks to be you. And thats why I love being me. *sweet smile*

…Not so hot… Hah! Lighter Boi strikes his little matchstick dickling again! Hes finally gotten around to sending me those pictures… Personally, I think hed have better luck trying to pass himself off as a lesbian with a slightly larger than average clit. Then maybe he’ll be able to get a woman to see this thing without either laughing her ass off, or kicking his ass for being a disappointment.

Heres a little thing he said in his email when he sent me the pics:

By the way, the white out didn’t want to come out…practically had to rub my dick raw with alcohol…last time I try that stunt! lol….

LMFAO! Omg…I would definitely not do that again. Rub that little thing too hard and you might erase it completely! You cant spare to lose any of what little youve already got…careful there!!!

*Surprise Lighter Boi!* Im sticking this up on RateMyPinDick.com Amazing how something just barely exposed gets so much exposure. Lmfao!! So ladies…here you go, and dont forget to check out RateMyPinDick.com to see more of this funny little man, and his funnier littlier digit.