If one more muthafucker calls me asking me to be submissive to him, Im going to scream like a banshee. Im curious…how exactly does one get that impression of me, I wonder! Just because I dont curse, scream, or look insanely pissed off doesnt mean I want to be someones cum slut. I bite….hard. And not in the fun sexy way. Besides, lets just say I am looking for a master to teach me a lesson or two…it sure wouldnt be some lame ass mofo with no reading and comprehension skills. I dont get it….I write in English. I dont even use cryptograms or anything. Anyone who thinks that hard with his dick cant afford me anyway… but its a mild irritant worth bringing up.

As for tomorrow! I told some of y’all Id be free all day tomorrow and tomorrow night. Well…tomorrow night is probably going to be out. Its Cinco de Mayo, and Im going to be over indulging in Margaritas and Chile Rellenos…mmmm!!! So yeah..if I do happen to make it on cam, dont get your hopes up for anything high energy….if you can even get me to stop gigging (as I do when Ive had a few) long enough to be somewhat seductive. Just a friendly warning!

BTW…Buy my pics. Buy my vids. Buy me stuff. But you cant buy me. Sucks to be you. And thats why I love being me. *sweet smile*

When a boi contacts me and the first thing he mentions is blackmail, I instantly blow him off. Why? Well, its not from lack of interest…its not because Im not capable…its because 99% of the guys who say “Hi, do you do blackmail?” may as well say “Hi, I want to get off for free…is today my lucky day?” And my answer is a most definite no.

Im not about to let you blow your load cause you got me to take the time and effort to post your shit on my site based on the “promise” you will tribute to have me remove it (so Im supposed to keep your crap on my site forever if you dont pay? Surely you jest…)

So, my tip to you, if you are a blackmail boi or public humiliation boi and serious about it…tribute first as a sign of sincerity, then come to me. Cause I can tell you…I dont have the patience to sit and listen to your bullshit scenarios without having something in hand making it worth my time.

…Not so hot… Hah! Lighter Boi strikes his little matchstick dickling again! Hes finally gotten around to sending me those pictures… Personally, I think hed have better luck trying to pass himself off as a lesbian with a slightly larger than average clit. Then maybe he’ll be able to get a woman to see this thing without either laughing her ass off, or kicking his ass for being a disappointment.

Heres a little thing he said in his email when he sent me the pics:

By the way, the white out didn’t want to come out…practically had to rub my dick raw with alcohol…last time I try that stunt! lol….

LMFAO! Omg…I would definitely not do that again. Rub that little thing too hard and you might erase it completely! You cant spare to lose any of what little youve already got…careful there!!!

*Surprise Lighter Boi!* Im sticking this up on RateMyPinDick.com Amazing how something just barely exposed gets so much exposure. Lmfao!! So ladies…here you go, and dont forget to check out RateMyPinDick.com to see more of this funny little man, and his funnier littlier digit.

“Are you avaiable? Can I call?” This has to be the most grinding, irritating commonly asked question I get in my email…. next to “How can I serve you?” Actually, both are pretty equal with how they instantly toss me into a mini rant. Sometimes I feel like saying, “Good catch! Actually no, Im not available…my status button just says I am available to throw people off, but I can see youre much smarter than that!” Just. Call. Seriously…

And for the how to serve me question…I love talking about myself. Its like…my favorite pasttime. Im always writing about what I want..I have pages and pages dedicated to what sort of woman I am and what I want out of you. I have wishlists, and payment methods and Im not shy about it at all! So, Im pretty hard-pressed to understand where it is, and at what point I completely lose someone and leave them sooooooo confused as to what I want and how to best serve me.

Im gonna start making you all whip out Little Orphan Annie Secret Decoder Rings to translate my listings and my site…maybe if you have to work for the info instead of me being so blatant about it there will be less confusion. Be damned!

Anyway, I did get something that is making me so happly lately…a slushie maker!!! You may not know this, but I have a serious addiction to those Slurpees from 7-11, namely the Coca Cola ones. Yummy! Well, Ive been making these bad boys at home…and its fantastic! It also makes smoothies…Yummy! Sometimes Im easy to please…not always, but sometimes

A little email exchange on MySpace today… I do wonder if its the same jeff who IMed me today.   Interesting…but not really.

From: jeff
Date: Dec 1, 2007 9:20 PM

hi there.
so if you are a habit how expensive are you?

From: Dear Nicole
Date: Dec 1, 2007 7:07 PM

Every vice does its damage…this vice does its damage in the wallet. How much? Depends on how deep in you get, and how strong your cravings grow. But the wonderful part about it is it feels so good…

From: jeff
Date: Dec 1, 2007 10:40 PM

well would like to get it real deep. i would like to get about 8″ deep if you let me.

My reply:
Wow..youre dick must be made of solid gold, and I suppose you cum diamonds Im not sure you want me near that… Id try to melt it down and sell it for a profit…

JEFF S: can You use my checking account info ?
BlackSeductress: Now what would I do with your checking acct?
JEFF S: drain it every week
BlackSeductress: I dont quite understand…you want me to go get the money my own self out of your checking acct…instead of have you personally hand it over to me?
JEFF S: nevermind sorry i mentioned it
BlackSeductress: I love being understood.
JEFF S: ok, well ttyl
BlackSeductress: or not. have a good night.